You Play on a Softball Team. Because You're Old. You Sell Cologne. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb. You Live in a Houseboat. Richard Butler. Your Kid Is Deformed. You Are an Orphan. You're Old F--k You. You Go to Art School. You're Best Friend Is You. You're in a Coma. Windchimes Are Gay. You Drive An Iroc you're from the north end-wop you're from revere beach-wop you can't have a barbeque-wop the spaghetti always falls through-wop [chorus:] you drive an el camino,your hero's barbarino,your cousin's name is guido,on the beach you wear a speedo you drive an iroc-wop your girlfriend has a mustache-wop you were an altar boy-wop you got raped by a priest-wop [chorus] you put on a bottle of colonge today,you're italian and you're fucking gay your fucking name is fucking vinnie,and you're a greasy fucking guinea you can't have freckles-wop they slide off your face-wop you braid your girlfriend's breast hair-wop you shave your granny's back hair-wop You Play On A Softball Team you fucking fag you have a mustache you hang around with men and stare at thier ass [chorus:] you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i've ever seen,you play on a softball team your teams sponsored by a gay bar and you've got team pride too bad most of your team all got a.
Because You're Old you have to wear a diaper because you're old [x2] you have to use a wheelchair b. You Sell Cologne you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from all the men that you've had [chorus:] you sell colonge [x4] you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache you're always looking at your customers ass a freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears but you got kicked out because you're fucking queer [chorus] You Live In A Houseboat you live in a houseboat you're so poor it barely floats you live in a houseboat you're white trash you're fucking broke you live in a houseboat trailer park thinks you're a joke you live in a houseboat you're a dumb stupid fag you live in a houseboat your dog wears a bandana you live in a houseboat you have no teeth you live in a houseboat you have tattoos of an anchor you live in a houseboat your house has a leak you live in a houseboat Richard Butler richard butler,why must you always sing that way Your Kid Is Deformed clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands [chorus:] your kid is deformed,oi!
You Are An Orphan too bad your mother never learned to drive maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive now they're dead,and your sister too now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you you are an orphan [x4] You're Old Fuck You please die, you're old [x3] fuck you You Go To Art School your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret you go to art school because you're fucking gay are you in college or 13th grade think of all the money your parents could have saved [chorus:] fag,fag,fag,you go to art school [x4] [repeat everything] You're Best Friend Is You no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop [1st chorus:] everyone mistakes you for a jew your best friend is you [x2] you have hook nose like a fucking jew your best friend is you [x2] no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop [2nd chorus:] no one cares what your last show drew your best friend is you [x2] you're about as tall as tattoo your best friend is you [x2] your favorite letter's f flunk-you flunked out of school flop-every show that you do fail-every class that you take friends-not one you can make You're In A Coma you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag [pre chorus:] you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move [chorus:] you're in a coma [x4] i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable Windchimes Are Gay Windchimes are Gay!
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